Tuesday, September 22, 2009

New York Theatre Previews and Reviews. or, Jews and Moores, Cookies and Bread


Hello, friends. Lately I have had theatre on my mind. Part of that is because I’m still deep in rehearsals for “Max Understood” for the New York Musical Festival. It’s the first professional production I’ve ever worked on in New York, and it has been quite the experience. I still plan on giving you a detailed account of the whole ordeal, just as soon as I change the names of all those involved. In the meantime, it would seem that the fall theatre season has begun in New York, and I’m generally unimpressed by this season’s lineup.

There seems to be a lot of “Bye Bye, Birdie” and “Finian’s Rainbow” coming our way. Those are two musicals that I have no desire to see, nor do I suspect anyone else desires to see either. Oh wait. Did I say “Bye Bye Birdie?” Nevermind. Tourists, idiots, tweens, and Stamos fans (see idiots), will have that covered. I smell a hit, Roundabout.

Likewise, in the world of straight drama there is a slough of revivals that I’m struggling to get excited for. Top of that list is David Mamet’s “Oleanna” with Bill Pullman and Julia Stiles. One of Mamet’s weaker plays, I can’t imagine how this small and dated piece will play in a big Broadway house. This is a production that was recently mounted in LA, where it received mixed to negative reviews. Also on Broadway, one of the most exciting stage directors working today, David Cromer (Our Town, Bug, Adding Machine) is directing alternating revivals in rep of “Brighton Beach Memoirs” and “Broadway Bound.” As revolutionary and abstract as Cromer can get, I just don’t know how you can make these traditional Neil Simon plays feel fresh or new in any way.

We also have another production of “Hamlet” coming our way, I believe our third major New York production in as many years. This one stars Jude Law, so that should ensure a crowded theatre, but even though I hear it’s quite good, if not great, I just feel like I’ve seen so many Hamlets in the last few years that I don’t think I can sit through another, no matter how good or dreamy.

The play I’m looking forward to the most is “Superior Donuts” by Tracy Lettes. After the shockingly huge success of “August: Osasge County,” a new Lettes play was destined to get a much buzzed about run, but any fan of his previous plays “Killer Joe” and “Bug” knows that Lettes doesn’t go to the same place twice. I have no idea what to expect from “Superior Donuts” and that’s what makes me so excited.

I’m also quite eager to see the revival of “Ragtime,” which was the first play I ever saw on “Broadway.” E.L. Doctorow’s book is one of my favorites and it has successfully been adapted twice, as a film and as a musical. Aside from some stellar performances and a perfect score, I had some problems with the original Broadway production of the play. It was a little too large in scale with some lackluster direction. However the play itself is quite beautiful and powerful and I’m hoping this new production improves on the original.

Further downtown, The Public Theater will be doing a new play written and directed by Richard Foreman, and starring Willem Dafoe. Richard Foreman is one of the strangest, scariest, and most brilliant directors of all time. There’s very little middle ground when it comes to his plays. You either love them or hate them. Designed to be experiences of sensory overload, some of his trademarks include bright lights shining in the eyes of the audience, loud crashes, glass and tight strings separating the audience and the actors, and plays containing almost no dialogue, except for the occasional repeated phrase such as “Let’s all join… the misfit club!” He has been putting on plays for over thirty years in the attic of the St. Marks Church. While he has worked in large venues many times before, this will be the first epic piece of his I’ll see and I can’t wait to see what he comes up with, even if it becomes an exercise in trying to keep in awkward laughter, so as not to get an angry scowl from Foreman, who always runs the sound and lights for his show from the audience. Wild, scary stuff.

So there are some productions that we have to look forward to and others that we have to dread. This week I kicked off my own theatre season by seeing two new productions. One of them was one of the most anticipated and hottest tickets in town. The other I think you can see in exchange for a pack of gum. Seriously, they’re papering the house.


OTHELLO

“Othello” is the last collaboration between The Public Theater and LAByrinth, who have been producing together for the past three years. Some of their productions, such as “The Last Days of Judas Iscariot” and “A View From 151st Street” have been triumphs. Others, such as “Guinea Pig Solo” and “The Little Flower of East Orange” have fallen under the “interesting failures” umbrella. Running at over four hours, “Othello” is long enough to land into both categories.

Director Peter Sellars has brought us a stark, scaled down, naked “Othello.” Using a cast of only eight people and having them perform on a nearly bare stage, (save for one major set piece, but more on that later), it can seem like a lot of empty space is surrounding the actors, which is accentuated by the massive stage at the NYU Skirball Center. This probably would have been perfect in one of the smaller spaces at the Public Theater, but with Academy Award winner Philip Seymour Hoffman playing Iago, you know the show is certain to be a hot ticket so why not sell as many as possible?

In order to fill that large space with sound, microphones are used to enhance the actors’ voices. When the mics work, the surround sound can be very off-putting. With some healthy projection, unaltered voices could easily fill the massive theatre, but that wouldn’t allow for all the whispers and soft voices, so beloved of some of these actors.

The usually superb John Ortiz takes quite a while to truly establish his Othello. Though he rarely leaves the stage, he spends so much of the first hour of the play cuddling up with Desdemona in his underwear, that it takes a bit too long for him to feel like Othello, rather than just Desdemona’s boyfriend. It doesn’t help that Othello’s lengthy monologue about how he wooed Desdemona is delivered entirely to his cell phone, complete with fuzzy phone voice. But once Othello makes his journey to Cyprus, both he and Ortiz begin to command authority.

Hoffman’s Iago is quite a unique creation. Never have I seen an actor so resistant to all the laughs that Iago can so easily pull out of the audience. Hoffman’s Iago is not the snidely evil guy, with a crooked half-grin and a curled up lip that we’re used to. Hoffman plays him as an angry, frustrated, incredibly depressed man, who can’t even discuss his hatred of the Moore without breaking down into tears. He’s more thankful than ever for the lucky breaks he gets, since we’re not sure that he’ll be able to have the ability to complete his plan without them. The scene in which he musters the courage to finally plant the seeds of jealousy into Othello’s ear is the most thrilling moment of the show, because we’re seduced not just by the fear of his plan succeeding, but by the notion that Iago’s lack of nerve could allow it to fail. Watching these two actors play against each other for that scene is a thrilling experience and even those well versed in the play will be curious as to what will happen next.

However there’s one character who always seems to know what will happen next, and that’s Desdemona. If Hoffman’s Iago lacks confidence, Jessica Chastain’s Desdemona has it in spades. Chastain seems so calm and centered at all times, it almost feels like she knows the end of the story, knows and has accepted her fate, and I never fully understood what this added to her character, aside from making her less interesting. This approach continues through the very last scene, which is a fairly disappointing climax due to Desdemona’s apparent indifference to her own impending death.

Liza Colon-Zayas is effective as Emilia, playing her as subservient and miserable, but a potentially interesting take on her relationship with Othello is given too brief a moment to really pack the punch it wants to. The smaller roles are doubled up in sometimes bizarre ways, with Bianca also taking a beating, and attempted rape, from Cassio, in the Montano role. But with so much dialogue suggesting conflicting emotions and actions, the conceit doesn’t really work. Much better is Gaius Charles, (Smash from “Friday Night Lights!”) in the usually thankless role of The Duke. He rules with such grace and charm, and the flag pin he wears seems to confirm, that he easily passes as a young Obama.

The most distracting thing in the whole play though, is also its coolest contrivance. The sole set piece on the stage is a giant bed for the lovers to lie on, made of 45 television screens, which produce various images throughout the play. The real benefit of this, (aside from the potential to watch “City Slickers 2: The Legend of Curly’s Gold” 45 times, all at once), is the ability to enhance the lighting design of the play by matching the mood and actions of the story with complimenting images and colors. This had the potential of being really overused and distracting, but instead it’s underused and distracting. More often than not, one can’t really tell what images the screens are actually showing, and you find yourself squinting and trying to solve what looks like a Magic Eye puzzle. Just to make it clear, I did have quite a good seat, and all I could really make out on those screens was a candle flame and some kind of building(?).

Even with all its problems, and its four hour running time, “Othello” never felt boring to me. Ortiz and Hoffman are mesmerizing together, and are able to drive up the intensity whenever they’re on stage. When they’re not on stage, I was still captivated by this wonderful play, which doesn’t seem to sacrifice a single word in this otherwise scaled back production. I wish I could say that this production was as perfect as the play itself. It’s not, but it is a fascinating attempt. I urge everyone to see “Othello.” If you’re only able to catch it here, at The Public Theater, then take what you can get, but hope for something a bit better next time.


THE RETRIBUTIONISTS

For all of you out there who found “Inglourious Basterds” to be too entertaining, exciting, and fun, then you might enjoy “The Retributionists.” It tells the “true” story, of a group of Jewish fighters, who after World War II, attempted to kill thousands of Nazi prisoners in Nuremberg prison by poisoning their bread with arsenic. While that sounds like a fun tale of intrigue, worthy of an eye-patched Tom Cruise, I assure you that there is very little joy to be found here, though plenty of unintentional laughs.

Poisoning Nazis already seems complicated enough, but the majority of the story centers on a love tri… uh, or would it be a squa… hmmmm. Make that a love pentagon. A boring love pentagon. Sigh. Ok. I’m going to try to summarize the plot. Bear with me here.

During the war, Anika, Dov, and Dinchka were living in the forest, holding big guns, and having the occasional bout of three-way sex. They were kind of like that Jewish resistance group of Ewoks from that movie “Defiance,” only I don’t remember Daniel Craig and Jamie Belle ever getting it on just to stay warm. Anyways, when Anika wasn’t bedding Dov and Dinchka, she was also sleeping with Jascha, a fellow soldier with an accent straight of a “Rocky” movie. Everybody loves that girl! After the war, she recruits Jascha to infiltrate Nuremberg’s bakery to poison the bread, and if he is successful, she promises she will marry him, though she is also engaged to Dov. Alright. That’s enough of that.

While this real life situation was probably deadly serious, it’s treated with a light touch in this play. While justice and revenge is brought up from time to time, most of the characters seem to be motivated purely by the desire to fuck and eat cookies. Oh. Real cookies, in case you were wondering. Sex is frequently used as a negotiating tactic, and we end up hearing lines such as “I want to make you pregnant, tonight, on this train into Germany.”

Once the action shifts to the bakery, the tone of the play suddenly invokes that of a sitcom, with a very Lavern and Shirley-esque couple of wisecracking ladies. At this most pivotal and heavy moment in the plan, it just makes the play all the more difficult to take seriously. The tension was too much for the audience to take, and during the final scene they couldn’t hold back anymore, as bottled up laughs finally began to erupt out of them, as the playwright, Daniel Goldfarb, unleashed some basic dramatic irony, worthy of an episode of an episode of “The Suite Life of Zack and Cody.”

As awful as “The Retributionists” is, and it certainly is one of the worst plays I’ve ever seen, I still found many things in it to hold my attention. For example, there is a character who is missing a few fingers, and I must admit that I stared at his glove for several minutes, wondering just how the actor had taped down his digits. I hope nobody said anything important while I was doing that. My mind was also racing after I heard this exchange: “’…back when I still had my fingers.’ ‘You’re still hung up on that?’” How long does it take to get over the forcible loss of ones fingers? At least I can’t accuse this play of not making me think.


-Johnny Pomatto

Monday, September 21, 2009

Need Some Netflix Suggestions? Try the Best Films of 2008!




Well the Oscar season has officially begun. I saw "The Informant!" over the weekend and it was one of the absolute best films I've seen this year. A very welcomed sign, because while there have been some truly great films released this year, including "Up," "Inglourious Basterds," "In the Loop," "Humpday," and "The Hurt Locker,"it seems like it has been a slightly weaker year so far than usual. The months between January and May (never a prime time for great releases anyways) barely housed a single film I enjoyed, let alone one worthy of a best of the year list. But there is much coming out this fall to get excited about, and while I hope to write up detailed reviews of some of them in the future, I thought in the meantime I would repost my Best Films list from last year, just to give you an idea of how strong last year was and what this year has to measure up against. So check out this list. Nearly all these films are now available on DVD and if you're looking for a great film to watch, you can't go wrong with any of them. Enjoy.


1. Wall-E -One day, Pixar will make a film about a puddle of mud. We will all see it, and it will be excellent. Andrew Stanton’s ode to life was the most joyously poignant and beautiful film of the year. Pixar films often accomplish this, but rarely do they start in and use such a bleak, depressing backdrop. Rarely have there been funnier physical comedy, or a more touching love story, than the one that these wordless, metal objects created.



2. Man on Wire -I was more moved by this film than I was by any post 9/11 tribute to the Twin Towers. The fact that nobody in the film ever acknowledges the future of these towers in the film only makes it all the more powerful. This documentary was more thrilling than any heist movie and was a satisfying and recognizable portrayal of the idea of obsession with a dream.



3. Happy-Go-Lucky -Mike Leigh’s story of optimism seemed to get shrugged off as too flighty and light by many, but Sally Hawkins’ Poppy isn’t just an excuse to giggle. Poppy may look on the bright side of life, but she doesn’t shy away from dealing with the pain and sadness she encounters. Just watch the scene with Poppy and the homeless man to see why Hawkins deserves an Oscar for her performance. Her scenes with the wonderful Eddie Marsan are hilarious and heartbreaking. And think about it. How often do you see a film featuring numerous scenes between a man and a woman, without ever acknowledging the possibility of the two characters becoming romantically involved?



4. The Wrestler -It’s not over hyped. Mickey Rourke deserves an Oscar for this career defining performance. Darren Aronofsky, usually a director who will take a small scene and fill it with digital effects and complexities, has made a small, simple film that is unrecognizable from his other films. Taking a profession that is all performance and stripping it of all its luster left a film that was starkly simple, real, and sad, but never boring.



5. In Bruges -Considering that playwright Martin McDonagh is notorious for not creating a loose end unless it’s neatly tied up, this film didn’t have a single moment that was expected or routine. A perfect blend of humor, tragedy, violence, and beauty. McDonagh’s dialogue crackles in every scene and the performances by Colin Farrell, Brendan Gleeson, and Ralph Fiennes are in complete harmony with it and one another. Here’s hoping McDonagh has a long film career ahead of him.



6. Synecdoche, New York -Charlie Kaufman’s film of mirrors is so complex and bizarre that you could probably ask five people what it was about and get five answers. What makes it a great film is that they’d all be right. The perfect ensemble, led by Phillip Seymour Hoffman, seems to be game for anything, so even some of the more questionable plot points in the film come across as thought out, decisive, and fully committed to the world that Kaufman has created.



7. Frost/Nixon -A phenomenal adaptation of a play that already felt like a tight, brisk film. Peter Morgan’s writing is enough for the film and historical meeting to speak for itself, but it is backed by Ron Howards concise direction and true knowledge of television and the era, and also the terrific performances by Frank Langella and (the constantly overlooked) Michael Sheen. This film is so entertaining and gripping, it almost makes you forget about its importance and real life significance. Almost.



8. A Christmas Tale -This lovely French film couldn’t have less to do with Christmas, but nothing like a holiday to bring a family together to examine all their relationships and inner emotions. The beauty of this typically familiar story is that every scene that you expect to see in film takes place off-camera. What we’re left with is all the seemingly insignificant moments that are actually what best displays the characters’ true feelings and motivations. Superb performances from Catherine Deneuve, Anne Consigny, and Mathieu Almaric.



9. Milk -This might have just been another typical serviceable but standard biopic, if it were not helped by the powerhouse performances (led by a never better Sean Penn), the smart and simple direction by Gus Van Zant, and the sheer power of the subject matter, that because of the recent election climate, never felt more topical or relevant. I had no idea who Harvey Milk was until my senior year of high school. Hopefully, because of this film, people won’t have to wait so long to know who he was and what he stood for.



10. The Dark Knight -Yes. It’s a little too long. It’s not perfect. But I couldn’t possibly leave off what might just be the greatest super hero film ever made. Batman and his plight have never had a bleaker or darker setting and struggle. Christopher Nolan wisely took this heroic character completely outside of the fantasy world and set him in the real world. We could finally see what our world might be like with a true hero in it, and its brilliance is that it shows more problems caused by his presence than actual success. Many ethical questions were raised by the film, and Nolan had the balls to not present easy answers to them. And of course I must mention Heath Ledger, who not only redefined the character of The Joker, but also redefined the notion of a villain altogether.



Honorable Mention: The Bank Job, Burn After Reading, Encounters at the End of the World, Gonzo: The Life and Work of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, Gran Torino, My Winnipeg, Rachel Getting Married, Waltz With Bashir.



Special Award For Summer Movies: Some of the best films of the year were released on over 3,000 screens and intended for the summer masses. Iron Man, Pineapple Express, Tropic Thunder, Hellboy II: The Golden Army, Kung Fu Panda, and yes, even Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull were a refreshing change of pace from the usual giant change of pace from the usual giant robot garbage we’ve been subjected to in recent previous summers. These films didn’t quite make my list, but any of them easily could have.





This next list of films also didn’t quite make my top ten, but they are all great films that you may not have heard of. I consider it my duty to make you aware. You can’t go wrong with any of them.



Bigger, Stronger, Faster -Chris Bell’s fantastically entertaining documentary managed to take an issue that I didn’t really care one way or another about (steroid use) and captivate me for every minute of it.



Four Months, Three Weeks, Two Days -From Romania, which is becoming the new film capital of Europe, this intense, stark, depressing look at a woman’s limited options when she has an unwanted pregnancy is difficult to watch but truly excellent.



The Hammer -One of my favorite comedies of year barely even got a release. Adam Carolla drew from his own life to create a deeply personal, independent, romantic comedy about a loser getting one last chance to chase his dream of becoming a boxer. Like “The Wrestler,” but much funnier. One of the most quotable films of the year with some of the funniest one-liners I’ve heard in some time.



My Winnipeg -One of my absolute favorite films of the year. Guy Maddin’s beautiful, funny film is part documentary, part love letter, part Freudean nightmare. His use of black and white imagery is like watching a modern silent film, and his use of music brings to mind a night at the ballet.



The Promotion -A nice, simple comedy that takes what would ordinarily be an absurd, cartoon-like premise, but treats it in a realistic way with characters reacting irrationally, but in a manner people actually would in that situation.



Sangre De Mi Sangre -This film was so under the radar, even I didn’t know it had been released. This film won the Grand Jury Prize at Sundance in 2007, under the better title “Padre Nuestro.” It’s a fantastic cat and mouse story of a Mexican immigrant in New York looking for his father, and the criminal who steals the boy’s identity, and his father as well. Deserves to find an audience on video.



Snow Angels -David Gordon Green’s stunningly beautiful film deals with horrible tragedy, but manages to be sweet, even uplifting, as we see the people around the events reacting to them by trying to find love of their own. Nobody seemed to see this. That’s the real tragedy.



Son of Rambow -This fantastic family film was released on the same day as “Iron Man,” so it also got lost in the shuffle. I love this delightful, innocent fable about kids making their own movie. Captures a time when a PG movie wasn’t stupid or condescending.

Speed Racer -An absolute mess of a film. I only include it here because it’s not as bad as people say. Too long, confusing, and ridiculous at over 2 hours, but a lot of fun nonetheless. Had it been a brisk 80 minutes there would be little to hate here… other than Emile Hirsch.



Tell No One -Probably the best thriller I saw all year. So many twists and turns that it’s impossible to predict them all. Keeps you guessing until the very end.



Timecrimes -The first feature by Nacho Vigalondo was not as groundbreaking or original as I had heard, but still a fun, low budget sci-fi film nonetheless. After seeing Nacho’s short films, I still eagerly anticipate to see what he can do with feature films.



Towelhead -This overlooked film was sometimes a bit heavy handed and over the top. Can life really be this horrible for a teenage girl? But it is absolutely worth seeing for the performances of Peter Macdissi and Aaron Eckhart.







And now… The Worst Films of the Year. Now this is only based on what I’ve seen. I try not to subject myself to bad films. Had I seen everything, I’m sure the honor would go to “Meet the Spartans” or “Disaster Movie.” These were my least favorite films of the year.



1. Mama Mia -A horribly made film by a first time director (Phyllida Lloyd) who had no idea what she was doing. Everything went wrong here. The lighting, the choreography, the ADR, the continuity. Every time the camera started to move I prayed for Lloyd’s career. This kind of thing usually isn’t my cup of tea, but I saw the play and didn’t totally hate it. It worked for what it was. This was just a failure in every way. Lloyd hoped that by making it look like everyone on screen was having so much fun that, in turn, the audience would have fun as well. You know you’re in trouble when Meryl Streep interrupts the end credits to ask “Do you want it? One more song?” and then proceeds to sing regardless of what the audience screams back.



2. The Love Guru -This might have been funny twenty years ago. Mike Meyers’ sense of humor is so dated that he can’t get a single laugh from his core audience who has done a lot of growing up since Austin Powers.



3. My Blueberry Nights -Even arty films can be garbage. Wong Kar Wai’s English language debut looks stunningly beautiful. If only his actors (and I use the term loosely when talking about Nora Jones), never actually opened their mouths. This film got more laughs than “The Love Guru.” But this wasn’t supposed to be a comedy.



4. Cloverfiend -This wasn’t a bad idea for a movie. It just fails in execution. A handheld camera may have added realism, but nothing else. If this had been made by a film student for $2000, I could forgive it. This was made by a major studio. To see a better example of this kind of film, check out “The Host.”



5. Bottle Shock -This film about Napa Valley wines versus the French was written by four screenwriters. You can tell that each one took a different part of the film to write and then they were all put together without any care for if the stories worked together. They didn’t.



6. The Other Boleyn Girl -A period piece with no beauty, script, or decent performances. Trying to turn Henry VIII’s life into a soap opera would be better suited for… well apparently not for TV either.



7. Nick and Nora’s Infinite Playlist -Did you hate “Juno?” You’ll love it after you see this garbage. If this talented, young cast were playing their own ages, it might have worked better. But I’ve never met a teenager who was anything like any of these kids. I know I took it too seriously, but this film doesn’t even work as a fantasy.



8. The Wackness -Most of what I said in the entry above applies here as well. I love Ben Kingsly, but just because you have him smoking pot and hanging out with a teenager, doesn’t mean you have enough for a whole movie.



9. Australia -Making a romantic epic shouldn’t be hard. Simple love story against a beautiful backdrop. If Hugh and Nicole had just done that you might have had a movie. Instead we got something about cattle suppliers competing with each other and constant references to “The Wizard of Oz.” This movie tried to be funny when it should have been serious, and tried to be serious when it should have been over.



10. Wanted -Not a horrible film, but a horribly stupid film. If so many friends of mine didn’t like it I could forgive it. However… a magic loom, people? A MAGIC LOOM? And calm down, people. This isn’t the first time Morgan Freeman has said “fuck.” This was successful so expect a sequel. Unfortunately the film killed off every character who was halfway interesting. Now we’re stuck with James McAvoy.


(Editor's Note: I had not yet seen "Sex and the City" and "The Reader" when I originally made up this list. Both films would be very high on my "worst" list.)




-Johnny Pomatto

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

9/9/09: May God Have Mercy On Us All


What a fantastic day this has been! September 9th, 2009! Don’t you know what that is, people? 9/9/09! THAT’S ALL NINES! Oh. Except for that zero in there. But you’re missing the point. Exciting things are happening on this day. Events worthy of a Nostradamus prediction. Like, uh… well for one thing, “The Beatles Rock Band” came out today! That’s going to be pretty cool! And are you ready for this? A new movie opened today too. Care to guess what it’s called? “9!” That’s right, people. A movie called “9” on 9/9/09! What are the odds?

What is with the number nine? Does it look good on a marquee or something? This year we are having no fewer than four movies with 9 in the title. The musical “Nine,” the animated apocalyptic film “9,” the fantastic sci-fi film “District 9,” and even an independent claymated film from Australia called “$9.99.” That one gives you three 9’s for the price of one! The movies “9” and “Nine” alone are sure to cause at least a bit of confusion later on. I picture a group of screaming eight year olds complaining that they wanted to see an exciting adventure cartoon and instead they have to listen to Nicole Kidman sing. Hell, that might make ME scream and complain too.

I just don’t remember this much hubbub last year on 8/8/08. What’s that, good friend in my living room as I type this? What did you say? Oh. According to my friend Matt and others in the Internet community, 8/8/08 WAS a big deal last year. As was 7/7/07. Apparently they are considered lucky days and are popular for weddings and good days to do a lot gambling on.

So what is my point? Bah. I don’t know. I was really reaching here. I thought it could stretch this into a longer article. So my apologies, friends. I haven’t updated much of anything on this site or others in the last few weeks. I’ve been very busy working tech on a show for the New York Musical Festival (NYMF. Cute, right?). It’s called “Max Understood” and I have many stories to tell about it. But those will have to be saved for another day. In the meantime, enjoy the remaining hours of 9/9/09, with a classic segment from Schoolhouse Rock. Goodnight, friends.

-Johnny Pomatto